ending of my 15 page research paper: anyway here’s wonderwall
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
Kurt Cobain’s suicide note is one of the most real, terrifying, and beautiful things that I’ve ever read.
HE LOOKS SO PROUD
MRAs getting angry at feminists make me think of Dudley Dursley when he throws a tantrum because he got one less birthday present than he did last year
Holy. Shit. That’s probably the best description of MRAs I’ve heard yet.
Peter Budaj’s attempt at distracting Sidney Crosby
Okay, but can you imagine Torts with his own cooking show:
"You put just a pinch of sal— what the fuck, this is fucking sugar, fuck all of you, I don’t care, bread is stupid, you’re all benched, go to hell."
do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day
"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
um yeah i’d take it